Clark Kent versus Goku

Cool Real Name: Kal-el	Real Name: Kakarot, sounds like Carrot
Cool Home Planet name: Krypton	Home Planet name: Vegeta, pun off Vegetable
Gets powers from yellow sun.	Gets powers from heritage and working for it.
Red sun takes powers away.	Red sun, yellow sun or no sun, Goku doesn't care as long as he's got food.
Sucks to have kyrptonite around you without a red sun.	Only weakness is his own limitations.
Heals instantly.	Needs special beanery (thanks Jeremy Norman).
Has to have a secret and dorky identity.	Beats up anybody, anytime.
Wears glasses.	No glasses.
Hot girls... everywhere.	Barely knows what girls are.
Lives in Kansas.	Lives in the middle of nowhere.
Shoots fire out of his eyes.	His eyes see things and that's about it.
X-ray vision.	Kinda lacking here, too...
Reporter.	Saves the world for charity.
Bad hair stylist.	Awesome hair.
Strength not earned, given. Seemingly limited.	Works for every last ounce of strength, seemingly unlimited.