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02/25/05

    Working on getting up the new counters. You'll probably see some new content after I get done. I'd say maybe something within the next two weeks or so.

02/24/05

    Got the .com and the web space. Cool.

02/17/05

    Nukeyooler? I like our president, I really do.

01/14/05

    So everyone sees me up at the recruiter's office and automatically infers that I'm going into the US Marine Corps. Oh the power of inference. Dumbshits, infer that my best friend (practically a brother), Richard, is in town, is a Marine and is on recruiting assistance. I wonder why I might be up there a lot. I swear, I don't know how you all manage to remember to shit in the toilet.

01/10/05

    A couple of people told me to have some sort of audio greeting for the site. It's on the right side panel.

12/31/04

    I trimmed the fat, so to say. I took down most of the graphical stuff so the page loads faster. You know you like it. Faster loading means happier viewers, which means more traffic, which means more power that I can use to rule the world...

12/30/04

    Bloggers are the fucking people of the year. What is our world coming to? Twelve year olds telling us their teeth aren't straight and that they just took the sweetest smelling shit in the world. Fuck bloggers. Oh yeah, this isn't a blog, so fuck you and your cat and get off my site.

12/28/04

    Took down some graphics... you guys come here to read, not look at my borders. This should make the pages load a little faster. I will be doing a little facelifting, taking down more graphics while still trying to make it look presentable. I'm also no longer going to post the time I post, either. That's just plain fucking stupid.

12/24/04

    Reworked the counters on the site... I was feeling generous, so hey, one for each page! </Scrooge>

12/21/04

    I hate Old Navy. Oh yeah, join the forums, assholes.

11/10/04

    I get my new laptop tomorrow, I'll post pics. If you want to check it out at the company's web site, check here.

Update: I lied about posting pictures.

10/29/04

    Wow... a year ago today I started my relationship with Lizzle.. Happy Anniversary, baby! And all those people who say that we won't make it... hahaha...

10/26/04

     My baby is one year older! It's hard to believe the site is getting this old, though it's the most successful site to date that I've managed. I lied about posting a an angry post against Square-Enix. I'm going to try to devise some plans to get some more traffic here.

Happy Birthday Lizzle!

10/14/04

    I've loved Square since I was a little kid, playing Final Fantasy and Mario RPG, but this does it. Square is no longer out for the fans. They've shut down Crono Trigger: Resurrection. I'm pissed and I'm not alone. Down with Square-Enix!

10/12/04

    Updated in the Ramblings Section.

10/09/04

    Well, now that Hurricane Ivan is finally getting put behind us, it's time to update. I will actually have a real, actual, "see and touch" angst-filled post soon. if you haven't noticed, I started my new picture section, my 3d art. I also took down the pictures from high school, since they are no longer needed. College is a long drive every day. I've joined a fraternity and I'm currently pledging Sigma Alpha Epsilon. I'm also the vice president of my pledge class. On the relationship note, Lauren and I are doing great. I've nicknamed her Lizzle and by the 29th of this month, we'll have been together for a whole year. Any email is welcome, and I need some motivation to make updates. I'm out.

08/23/04

    Ahh... first day of college. Boy is it different than high school. I walked into my first class, the teacher gave us our syllabus, went over it, and said bye. That was it. Cool.

08/06/04

    No longer broken up with Lauren, we just want to be able to see each other. Updates soon, I promise, as well was a new picture section, my 3D Modeling.

07/21/04

    Well... I ended up choosing to go to UWF. Everything will stay here and hopefully I can find more webspace somewhere else. Updates should be more frequent because I'll be at UWF all the time. Right now my schedule starts on August 23, Monday, Wednesday and Friday classes, with a late Java programming class on Wednesdays. I recently applied for a job at Suncoast Computers (like two minutes ago) so hopefully I'll have some income coming my way soon. They actually need a web master and what am I? What is this? Cantelope. Ask Lauren, she knows.

07/08/04

    Well, shit! Somebody came to the site within the past few days... we already hit over 3,000. Click here to check out my computer. A happy birthday goes out to my good friend Ricky Connors.

07/6/04

    I finally got my graduation computer today. Everything good happened to me today. I got my ACT scores in and I got a 27 this time, but combined with my previous scores I have a 27.75 which rounds up to a 28 which gives me 100% of my tuition paid in Florida. I also got to bring back that shitty Spiderman 2 game for the PC. DON'T PURCHASE THE PC VERSION. It's aimed at 6-12 year olds. It sucks a lot. Trust me. Be prepared for my web address to change within the near future as I may be starting Full Sail as early as July 29th. If they give me email and web space (and hopefully more than the mere 200 megs I have here), then I'll move all the stuff down to their server. Keep looking here for updates, as well as my profile on AIM. In movie news... I recently saw Spiderman 2 and I'm sure you're all anxiously awaiting Spiderman's review from the Spiderman himself.

06/23/04

    3000 isn't coming as quickly as I thought it would so I'll repost the contest when it gets like a hundred away. In other news I am currently trying to get into this college. It's called Full Sail and it's a 2 year private institution for game design and development. Right now I'm having problems finding a way to pay for room and board and that's only if I get my 100% tuition from my ACT. I'll keep everyone updated.

06/14/04

     Pictures had to go back up just about immediately due to the flaming I received within 24 hours of taking them down. I have a new movie review up: The Day After Tomorrow. It's a good movie. This list of updates is actually getting a little long, so if anyone knows a script or a place I can get one or could possibly teach me how write my own, it'd be appreciated. What kind of script? Something that will automatically archive certain updates after so many are listed. Drop me a line if anyone can help.

     Two updates in a day! I must have nothing better to do. I don't. It's storming and I have no Lauren until 5:30. So I posted my Reality TV Sucks. page. Enjoy.

06/06/04

   Took down all the pictures and the test bank, as well as the Marine Corps Drill and Ceremonies Manual. Perhaps there will be some updates soon. I've seen quite a few movies lately that require my immediate review.

06/05/04

     Today it my little brother's birthday, he's 15. Watch the roads, he gets his permit Tuesday. I'm out of school and currently out of work. I will be starting college in the fall. Pictures and all NJROTC related stuff will probably be coming down soon, as this will become my own little rant area. I've recently discovered an awesome group in pursuit of making the perfect (demo) remake of the perfect game, Crono Trigger. You can find them here. I'm also sure they wouldn't mind donations of large sums of money :-). Seriously though, if you're a fan, check them out and encourage them onward.

02/10/04

06/06/04 Update: These things are no longer available.

     My Colorguard may need this: The Marine Corps Drill and Ceremonies Manual. For those of you that are wondering why I haven't put any new pictures up... it's because I don't have a program to do it for me. I'm lazy and I don't want to go through and resize every picture and then write all the HTML for it. As for the online test, only a few are in HTML form, however, the rest of the test are all available in .doc format inside the zip file on the site. Quit complaining.

02/10/04

06/06/04 Update: These things are no longer available.

     Cadence tape is up. It goes for six minutes, not three. NJROTC Test Bank is up. Study hard, fellas. You will need a program to unzip this until I get around to HTMLizing all of it.

11/23/03

     A very ambiguous Matrix Revolutions review.

11/22/03

     Lots of neat little updates... Yesterday was my dad's birthday. Put all of the Tulane photos up and I may add a few more to it. Took down the humorous section of the pictures because I will never actually put them up there and most of them are copyrighted to ebaum's world and such. The Battle of New Orleans was won by Pace High NJROTC with some decent competition from Robertsdale and Jesuit. I work at Waffle House now, as does Clifton, and it's really not that bad. I guess that's about it for now. I'm always working on new little hate posts, but I never seem to finish them. Sooner or later I'll get them up.

10/26/03

     Went through and completely revamped the HTML. It's much more efficient now. I put up some drawings and the Prom pictures from last year so Lauren could see them. I'm working on a complaint about wiggers and Reality TV at the moment. Sorry for the slow updates, but school sucks. There was also a complication with my server that decided that everything on my site should be deemed "read only". For you computer illiterate that means that I could neither upload nor delete anything to/from the site. I had to go to UWF and fix it myself.
Happy Birthday to Lauren!

09/01/03

     Boy do I suck. I haven't updated in almost a month and since the counter is getting higher that means people are coming here and expecting an update. Soon folks... soon.

08/12/03

     Expect an update within the next few days... school sucks and I just realized how much I hate those stupid reality television shows.

Happy Birthday to Clifton!

08/09/03

     This was what my ride home felt like today..

08/04/03

   North Georgia review is finally up. Man I hated this place. Today was also the first day of school, so expect less updates than usual, as if you ever expect any at all.

08/02/03

     New site layout. I'm trying to make a little more user friendly-looking, while still not going overboard on the heavy HTML. Drop me a line and let me know what you think.

08/02/03

     Don't ever go to North Georgia College and State University. Trust me.

07/30/03

     I'm gone until Sunday Saturday, so no updates until I get back. Off to North Georgia College and State University.

07/25/03

     I decided that this would be a slightly better set up. It's a little neater and with the "news" part, that means that you guys won't have to check constantly to see if there's been an update recently. So far, the only real things up are The Lizzie Mcguire Movie review, and the T3 review.


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